1. What would you like to be called?
Your Malevolence Master, Your Evil Highness, Your Vicious Supreme Overlord, etc, etc.
3. What State are you from?
I am from the depth of ALL horrors! Also know as Texas.
4. What is your First and Secondary Language?
I speak the native language of the evil-ruler tongue. Wickenese! Though, for convenience, I will translate Wickenese into English for you weaklings. Be grateful!
5. How old are you?
I am old enough to be your maker! That’s 20 in human years.
6. What is your main character name?
Yukihara, the Cruel One! And remember it!
7. Name of your alternate character/s?
I don't have any other alternate characters. One of me is enough for world domination.
8. Class do you play?
Barbarian, naturally of course. Hammers are for girls. And swords are for pretty boys. Axe is what a real Overlord will use. Rawr!
9. How long have you been playing DN?
I have been wrecking havoc in Saint's Haven for a week now. What of it?
10. What level are you?
My awesomeness cannot be measured by a mere level system. But if you must know, I am level 983747340383 in pure wickedness. (Converting to normal level, that's level 29).
11. Why would you like to join?
Psstt. What kind of question is this? Every Supreme Overlord will need a minion! Duh! You, being my new servants, will have the pleasure to aid to my random biddings. They include ravishing countries and pilfering villages under my name. Cool huh?
However, I have to say I am a little irked at this organization’s name. Rival. Hah! The thought of me having a rival is laughable! In fact, I feel it is my responsibility to remind you people of this EVERYDAY!
12. Why should we recruit you?
Simple! When I finally finish with my world domination and am the conqueror of the universe. I will permit you to be my eternal slaves instead of perishing like everyone else. Be Grateful!
13. What do you expect from this guild?
Why, everything an Evil Supreme Overlord would expect. I would like to have my breakfast at 5:00 PM. That’s on the clock! Then lunch would be at 10:00 PM, and finally dinner should be served at 3:00 AM. I also require snacks. I should ALWAYS have snacks by my side! Don’t forget it! And also, I hope you guys like poochums. Because I LOVE poochums. We should swap recipes!
14. What guilds have you previously been in? Reasons why you left?
None. I conquered them all.
15. Any other information we should be aware of?
Well, if you must know, other than world domination, I also enjoy other evil-doing like cutting off flowers with my axe at city gardens. Or taking candies away from stupid kids, especially the ones who just lost their sister. And of course, I really enjoy leaving a burning bag of poohcum poop at random people’s doorstep. You know, all the normal stuff.
16. Forum name on Dragonnest.com/DN Source/My Dragon Nest (if you use it):
What did I just say! Didn’t I tell you to remember my name? That’s Yukihara, the CRUEL ONE!
17. Do you have a functional headset to speak into during game play with other guild members?
Of course, be honored that you will hear MY marvelous voice.
18. How did you hear about us?
I am Yukihara, the Evil Awesome Cruel Incredible Amazing Vicious Supreme Overlord! I know all and hear all! Powered by Google.
19. Read the Rules:
within the Guild we will not tolerate it.
Respect all Members of Rival
Be Legit, Don't cheat yourself out of the Dragon Nest Experience.
-This means, No Abusing Bugs, Glitches, hacking, or Gold buying
Confidentiality when it's asked (Helps prevent Drama/PvP foul-ups)
Attend Vent for all Important PvP Matches,Events and Nest Parties.
Be Active in-game and Guild Forums
Members who are Inactive without a Hiatus post on the Rival forums will be kicked after a Grace period of 20 days, those who return Guild-less and want another invitation, Speak to one of our Guild Leaders or Veterans.
Only one Active Alt in the Guild Unless we have room
Unable to follow the First Three rules will result in automatic Kick(After being warned or asked to stop), No questions asked.
Do You Agree and understand the Rules?
HA! The Supreme Overlord shall not obey any rules! But to amuse you, sure.
20. Registered Rival Forum email: kazuko
(No @ or hotmail/yahoo is required just the name. )
( Completely Optional, Just for Fun and laughs. )
What's your favorite movie? How to Conquer the Universe for Dummies.
Favorite ice cream flavor? I dislike Ice cream. Ice Cream is a happy food. There’s too much puppies and sunshine.
Evolution or Adam/Eve? Who are this Adam and Eve? Because I shall conquer them!
Nature or Nurture? Regime!
Favorite type of cheese? (Choose wisely) Any cheese that’s musky. Muskier cheese makes better cologne.
Favorite Insult? I don’t complement people often. But you know what’s really insulting? YOUR FACE!
Top or bottom? INBETWEEN!
In or out? WHAT IS YOUR MALFUNCTION? Didn’t I just say in between? Do you have a hearing problem?
Handcuffs or ball-gag or both? (ball made not made of latex don't worry about your allergies.) How odd. I am unfamiliar with your crowning ritual.